Week 5 NFL Power Rankings

My top four teams were all on bye this past week, so it will be much of the same at the top. So crank open your favorite bottle of Drew Bledsoe's wine and sit back for the first week of the new quarter of our fresh NFL season. 

NFL 2014 Crystal Ball Picks- Week 4

Don't kick yourself if you have a major surgery or an endangered spices to save this Sunday, because you ain't missing nothing but the most sleep-inducing slate of football games in the history of ever. And it starts in two days with Awkward White Boy QB vs Boring White Boy QB on Thursday night! Take your pick on whether or not thats my man Kirk or my homey Eli. 

Week 4 NFL Power Rankings

Are the surprising 3-0 teams better than the "we knew they'd be there" 2-1 teams? Its hard to say. I'm just glad Chip Kelly isn't my boss. God forbid he made my do my job that I earn millions to do.

NFL 2014 Crystal Ball Picks- Week 3

The over/under for NFL players arrested, suspended, benched and/or deported for this week is 8.5, take the over.

Week 3 NFL Power Rankings

Am I tempted to rank the Ravens in the top spot? Damn right I am! The Ravens are back BAYBAY! Could this week be the week where Archie's little boys take the top and bottom spot? That sentence could be interpreted in a lot of different ways.

NFL 2014 Crystal Ball Picks- Week 2

If we learned anything from Week 1, its that we can't learn anything from Week 1. We also learned that Roger Goodell is an asshole.

Week 2 NFL Power Rankings

Week 1 got a black eye from the release of the Ray Rice video, but we can't ignore the football that was played. I already talked about Ray Rice and the league's response, so now its time to do our weekly rankings. Where did your team rise or fall after their first game? 

Policy Abuse

I wish I could be focusing on purely the football side of Week 1 in the new NFL season. I wish I could be talking about a fantastic Broncos-Colts game, a wild finish in Baltimore that wounded up going against my guys, a troubling second half in Miami for Brady and the Patriots, Tony Romo single-handedly losing to the 49ers and the impressive performances by teams like the Titans, Vikings, Bills and Jaguars. Instead, I'm heated by the video TMZ posted involving Ray Rice and his then-fiance Janay Palmer, this time inside of the elevator. It's more disturbing than ever, and it is imperative for Commissioner Goodell to finally do something about it.

The Twitter Blog

WE DID IT! WE JOINED TWITTER! You have to check this "twitter" thing out!

NFL 2014 Crystal Ball Picks- Week 1

Remember when Roy Halladay threw that no-hitter against the Cincinnati Reds in the first postseason game he ever pitched in? What about when the New York Giants shocked the world and beat the Patriots in Super Bowl XLII, giving New England their first and only loss of the season? Do you remember when we found out that Bruce Willis was dead all along in The Sixth Sense? Well guess who called all of these shocking moments in history. That's right, your's truly. That's why you need to follow this blog as I delve into the season, week by week and pick the winners of every single game this season. 

EDITOR'S NOTE: I have picked none of the surprises mentioned above. I had a gut feeling about the Patriots loss, but kept that hunch to myself. The Sixth Sense shocked me more than a lot of things in life, totally off guard.

The Naked Picture Scandal of 2014

It's time to get serious here at the Nugget Blog and talk about the true travesty behind the leaked nude pictures of a handful of female celebrities this past week. Society is being flipped upside down, and the only people who can change it is us. 

Week 1 NFL Power Rankings

What's better than Jim Nantz, Tim Wright and a stoned Josh Gordon? The Nugget Blog's first edition of the 2014 NFL Power Rankings!