Ranking the Top 100 Players in the NBA Today- Part 1 (100-80)

So, you're getting out of bed this morning. You're a little groggy, you put your eyes into the palm of your hand as if you just found out that everyone on earth was murdered last night and you are the last one left. You stretch a little, eventually make it out of bed and into the bathroom. You look in the mirror, see your disheveled hair and smell your morning breath. A few minutes later and you're in the shower thinking "Now, I know LeBron is the best player in basketball today, but as far as the next 99 go, well I'm shit out of luck for knowing that. Gee." Well, hombre, allow me to step in. Not the shower, that would be creepy, I'm stepping into your dilemma. Not the shower.

NBA Western Conference Playoffs Preview

My playoffs preview continues, as we dive head first into the Western Conference. Don't worry, there's at least ten feet of water in this pool.

NBA Eastern Conference Playoffs Preview

Side note: before I start my blog, my prayers and thoughts go out to anyone who was effected in any way by the tragedy that took place at the Boston Marathon on April 15. The world is getting progressively worse in terms of caring for our fellow humans by the day, and it makes me sick to watch. To all the families of victims, my prayers are with you.

Well, it's the most wonderful time of the year, ladies and gents! That's right, the NBA playoffs are upon us! 

Kobe Bryant's Achilles Tendon: Priceless

It's strange. The man has no filter for what he says, even if it is degrading to his teammates or fans. The man has already ruined an organization for the span of two seasons, and helped chase one of the greatest players of all time out of town (Shaq, not Smush Parker). 

We Have to Stay in School, Why Didn't LeBron?

As this NBA regular season comes to a close, the Miami Heat are far and away the best team in the league. So instead of writing something really glamorous about a crew of guys I generally don't like (except for Dwayne Wade and Pat Riley), I opened up a can of the "What-If Game", listened to some Doobie Brothers and put on my Aaron Mckie jersey.

LeBron James is the best basketball player on planet Earth right now. Why single out planet Earth? Because it would be ignorant of me to assume that there aren't any incredible basketball playing aliens out in the universe who can dunk with one tentacle tied behind there eye. I'd like to see LeBron do that, and than he can be the best basketball player in the universe, and only than.